Of, is take the drug the head in past;Is smaller, is take the drug the head of Hou.""The military instructor asked the student of best result again:The student in"you again are how does the Mo guide?" says:"I am to draw two circles, a big a small.However Hou I tell them to say:"Smaller circle, is enter one-time fart eye in the jail;Comparing is bigger, a fart eye of jail Hou."
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Yi!I am made stand as punishment by the president today!The Rui Ji says to me very upsetly.Did you exactly do a Shi Mo shameful matter again?!I curiously ask.Have no!!Just we school founder's day.Our schedule plays a quick dozen tornado.I at the right moment take out to perform spring beautiful!I a finish playing.Be made stand as punishment commander's platform!What I felt suspicious says: is the spring beautiful?!Is a girl!?Is alas!The boy plays a girl to have what greatly not?!Your president was to keep too much?!Did you still do the matter that the Shi Mo loses face?Have no!I only want to perform of a little bit more lifelike.Wu is steal the mother's black bra to wear on the head.Pretend spring two Jis on the beautiful head!!I feel pretty beautiful!!Who know a to appear.Be made the commander's platform make stand as punishment by the president!!The president returns a side to scold.A side touches my Ji say: H'm pretty big!!1 that is little to say to make your mother come to school for 36 tomorrows!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3192 old woman
The 風 turns a nearby sexually transmitted disease of 區 to spread, Wu is 當 ground the 衛 living the 轄區 requested that all prostitutes arrive 衛 to living the sexually transmitted disease made to sieve the sky of 檢當 too many from person 數 of Wu, one big cluster of beautifully dressed prostitute that beats a companion, line up early in the morning the 隊 livings in the 衛 is an old woman, curiously walk before the 這時過 ?The 韱柵 side Mi Yue Yan Xian collects the Ci Hai 笂厒冞 @the 麼 is in the 這 , do many people line up 隊 to want 幹 Shi 麼 ?"這時 That prostitute mutually the 當 is ashamed, not 曉 how must the 麼 answer.騙 Her 說 :Old woman in"I 們 row the 隊 want to wait for 領 candy!" one 聽 wishes:這麼 Good, that am I also?The Mao Peng 牭s Rong I candy, good 帶's returning to the son of 給孫 to eat Wu is an old woman to line up 隊 with Zhao.Row at the prostitute of front at the sight of before unexpectedly having the 紀這 of year the 麼 greatly the 輩紛紛讓 the 給 old woman line up most before 當醫 to living 開 to start 檢 to check 時 , the year 紀 of the first of 發現 unexpectedly the 這麼 is big, the 說 of驚訝 :"Old woman you the year 紀這麼 is big, can the 還 be with the 嗎 ?" old woman 馬 last time answers 說 :"I am use to contain of! 沒問題 !"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3193 farmer and tortoise
One day a farmer takes bus to his inside in the farmland work, just right that nature's work wants to be homing after making finish of time grasped a tortoise, hence he wants to bring back that tortoise a house and at the right moment take the person of bus that day a lot of, he afraid carelessly will chase tortoise very crowded, hence he thoughted of a method, be put tortoise into trousers to sew inside, but he forgot to start to pull zipper, at the right moment his flank stands a girl, and the head of that tortoise at the right moment stretched out, also be at the right moment seen by the girl, when the farmer discovers, that girl still keeps looking at hard, in the farmer say to that girl: see what?Have never seen a glans penis?And that girl also answer that he says: the glans penis is to once see, but is the glans penis that has never seen have eyes.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3194 for more than 20 years of savings
Words say that the New appointee of a rightness of old husband and wife gets married, for their combine, naturally the discussion bride of necessary whole friends and relativeses:ha ha~~because he tells me, he has more than 20 years of savings!!She always privately and so heel public explained to lead wedding night, she the plentiful Zi floats however, one infatuates with contented expression and comes downstairs to enjoy her breakfast, the mouth feet often affect a smile, it is thus clear that spending very happy night is who know, on the third day after, but she starts crying to lose a face, wear a worried look, the friend asks she how exactly???Her answer is he tells me the savings that he has more than 20 years, my thinking is money!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3195 elephant
There is a rich man in India and bought a head of elephant, everyday gave him good to look after, and the specially assigned serves elephant!Soon rich man 60 greatest lives arrive, for the sake of the grand celebration, then the seat opens a quite a few table and pleased friend, the street visits neighbor many people in the workshop and be everyone wined and dined to satiety moment, the rich man life person leads long an elephant and lends machine to show a to turn over, everyone is naturally full of praise!Rich man momentary exultation, then issuing order any someone can let the elephant jump down water and heavily offer reward.The momentary heap of person pushes to space out elephant, helpless it be motionless, proper when everyone will give up suddenly come out one person from the seat, thin thin of, a speech not hair walk elephant in back, use whole body the strength is fierce to press elephant 睪 of pill, elephant unbearable pain, shout loudly a , then to front blunt, dive into Shui-li!!Although the rich man doesn't do a wish and love elephant, also have to to appreciate.A year pass by, rich man big life again approach, and then is a same scene, just the rich man rules can not hurt elephant, and then is a heap of the person try, depend on have no a result.The winner in last year of result came again, everyone saw he has a way, rich man more the Zheng big eye deeply fear that he hurts elephant once again!!Sees he depend an elephant ear to speak three words, the elephant nods first and shakes head behind, the elephant then jumps down water after the third words.The rich man is very curious, ask him how to accomplish.That person says: do I ask it first to still remember me??It nods.Does my asking it again the matter last year have to came to 1 time again?If it shake head I say to don't think, jump down!!Hence it jumped!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers the story/parrot interest of chapter 3196 small English to answer
The small English is an individual to appear in public a loving lovely young girl, financial situation middle-class family, but had since the childhood a bad habit don't wear pants.The one day small English wears Zhao short skirt to go shopping, the suddenly a burst of breeze blows, on carelessly exposing, coincidentally drive one the rich Gu see,Cheap Beats By Dre, rich the Gu wish: alas!Very pitiful young girl, unexpectedly poor of even the pants also buys not to rise.Thus sending the small English is a dozen of pantses, the small English after returning to the house tells the mother the affair, the mother wishes: that house good good Kang ㄟ generation ambition?Next day, the mother also steep to make to wear short skirt and didn't wear pants by law and wanted to give him black a few pantses go home, the result is down the street also blow a burst of breeze, also lifted the mother's skirt, unfortunately again be seen yesterday by that rich Gu, mother's in the mind thinks: send me small trousers trousers quickly.Result that rich Gu two words don't say and also sent a dozen to little mother Ying, but wasn't a dozen of pantses, but a dozen of razor.
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Formerly there is a merchant prince, he has a beauty but bitchy wife, one day he wants to go out to go into business, but he afraid his wife will red almond wall, so he says with the parrot that he keeps: after several days, the "again I go out of these several days you have to be optimistic about my wife for me"'s merchant prince came back, on returning to a house, take the parrot to the building right away, asked it to take place He Shi.The parrot says:"do not take place what matter, she only takes how many men have a meal just, still four vegetables one soup how do you know?The merchant prince asks, I hear orotund!But I hear first:"!The chicken very fatty"hear again" duck(press) comes up, after again say to"turn over"(shrimp), finally is "the crab(Xie) comes out" and say"!The soup is very thick."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3197 medicine store
A man walks into a medicine store and acrosses a counter, he asks whether the apothecary has the tablet of Shi Mo to make he the whole night all can erection, because will have three girls to see him on that evening.The apothecary gave this person's a bottle of tablet, tell him to take 2 grains every 3 hour, so can the whole night Be getting stronger, hence this person took a medicine to go home.The second day and this person arrives at a medicine store again and lets apothecary sees his penis of green cake of, purple cake of, and put forward to want some rubber creams to the apothecary.Apothecary's favour asks:"Are you getting more crazy?Want that thing at you up stick a rubber cream?"This person says that rubber cream be not use on that thing of, use on the shoulder, because those three girls didn't come last night.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3198 answer
Jubilantly says to the mother for 4 years old little girl Mary's a day:"Mother, mother, I knew!"'Know Shi Mo
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